I made this shithole of a website, so I put myself first. Want to fight about it? Apparently I'm funny. I wouldn't know. A good deal of my time is spent sleeping. Or sitting. One or the other, mostly. Sometimes there's some World of Warcraft playing, because it's an awesome game. Like your mother.

Oooo, burn.

One crazy son of a bitch. He draws, he plays guitar, he pleases the ladies just by standing near them. He is the king.
What more can I say?

Many say his credibility has gone down since he shaved off his fro. I mean, the fro gave him incredible super powers. Like that time he saved a baby from a burning building, then stopped a bank robbery, and then beat up Godzilla, just for fun.
...ok, I made all that up. Still, he's a hell of a guy, when he's not hitting you with a baseball bat.

The guy with a lot of hair. There's a lot more to say, but what else do you really need to know?
Ok, he plays the bass, listens to hardcore metal, all that jazz. You know the type, they're awesome as long as you're not in the same mosh pit as them. Because that would hurt.

He's the crazy guy. Crazy like a bear. But as of now, Brian no longer has blue hair. He also works in a church kitchen with Feiler and Sean. I don't know why I'd bring that up, but whatever.

Dan's the resident chubby guy. Not that we make fun of him, that's just all I can think to say about the guy. He's big into the whole tv class thing, has his own sports show right after school, and his arms are longer than his height. It's freaky. Awesome freaky.

He's big. He's pink. And he shoots stuff. I'm not really sure what else to say.
When he's not spouting unusual racial slurs, he's...uh...hell, I have no idea what else he does.

Steve's one of the awesomest guys around. This one time he broke into a police station, only to find that they keep the jail right there. And their guns. And hurty sticks.

Hell, the best thing I've ever seen was when Steve took off his shirt, walked over to two ladies lying on a towel, and started doing pushups. Without saying anything. Seriously. He's the awesome.

There's not much to say about Sean. So, I'm not gonna say it.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

He's a hobo that lives down by the pier, despite the fact that the comic takes place nowhere near any large body of water. And he's in color for some reason. But only that one time. We'll ignore that...

Anyway, he uses his Magnum to fight crime down by the "pier," which basically means he just shoots people.